not-your-typical-indian-guy:

not-safe-for-earth:

relahvant:

stability:

when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif

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jesus christ

*WHEEZING*

I AM DONE WITH TUMBLR.  FUCKING DONE.  BUY A HOUSE IN ALBERTA AND STAY IN IT FOREVER AND NEVER EVER COME OUT.



aweepingangel:

i was never jealous of barbie’s body

i was jealous of all the shit she had and that fucking mansion and her pimp ass car and her hot boyfriend




ocheano:

yesterday i was depressed and my boyfriend told me this 
- my story -

donatellavevo:

Taylor Swift better calm down before somebody gets hurts


samdesantis:

omgbuglen:

I’m sure this seemed like a better idea on paper

I just watched this so many times and I can’t stop laughing



unsure-extraterrestrial:

It used to be the reason I breathed but now it’s choking me up.